Whaaaaat? Really?

I turned the radio on and realised someone was talking about me. This stranger described my life in detail, sparing nothing yet, in the process, providing answers to questions I hadn’t known I was asking; being easily distracted, making careless mistakes, losing things or forgetting where I’d put them, unable to carry out instructions without losing interest, taking on new activities or tasks before completing previous chores and having difficulty organising myself. I listened, spellbound as he went on to describe my hyperactivity and impulsiveness which made it impossible for me to concentrate on tasks or act without thinking and have little sense of danger.

You may also like