My daughter is a far better person than I’ve ever been or could ever hope to be yet she is in awe of me. I keep telling her that she should stop doing that and concentrate on me being in awe of her. She is aweful.

Leanne lives in a place called Narembeen in Western Australia and manages the Community Resource Centre. I miss her every day. I miss her more than she misses me.

She has given me a grandson who I am yet to meet. His name is Albert.

Albert is a dog.